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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

​​​笑话三则
1. ​​​你从未听说过有恋足癖的女人。

2.因为胡蜂屁股上的刺没有倒钩,蜇人后就不会把内脏带出来,所以胡蜂就相当于开了无限子弹的蜜蜂。

3.在线上交友软件里充值相当于交「丑人税」。

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