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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1一个叫做阿豪的人临终之前告诉老婆,你每出轨一次,我就会在下面转一个圈。

等到老婆也去世来到地府,想找她老公的时候,说出这个约定

阎王:陀螺豪——你老婆来找你啦!

2根本摸不到骨头,全是肉,全是肉!

一女找一大师摸骨算命,摸了半天, 大师表情越来越严肃,女小心翼翼地问:算出什么来了吗?大师回答:罕见!老夫闯荡江湖数十年, 第一次遇到你这样的。女愈发担心:到底怎么了啊!大师求求你,直言。他摇了摇头:根本摸不到骨头啊,全是肉,全是肉......全是肉啊!

3我和老婆吵架,老婆来了一句女人常用的对白:“当初,要不是瞎了眼怎么会嫁给你个王八蛋。”看我不说话,女儿语重心长的说道:“妈妈,那看来爸爸当时真的挺爱你的,你瞎了眼都娶了你,怎么现在眼睛好了就想着过河拆桥了是吧!”老婆顿时无言以对了。

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